TAP / SWIPEstrike — HIT tools: ←/→ backhand, ↑ uppercut, ↓ slam
HOLDkeep hitting — saw, flamer & piss fire while held
DODGE / TAP AWAYevade when the cue turns red — a second finger can dodge while you hold
TABSweapon groups — then tap a weapon
CLICK / ENTERstrike — hold to repeat; drag HIT tools ←/→/↑/↓
DODGE / SPACEevade when the cue turns red — keep attacking while you dodge
1–7pick a weapon in the open tab
TABSHIFT+TABnext / previous weapon group
QE / WHEELprevious / next weapon
PMFpause / mute / fullscreen
HITtap, swipe, hold
HOLDfire while held
THROWlob it at him
CHAOSbig set pieces
Fill RAGE for a cartoon FATALITY · earn points to unlock weapons permanently · 3 different tools in 6s boost score and frenzy · a last-second dodge earns a ×1.5 counter-hit.
SFX/models: Kenney (CC0) · Crowd: Gregor Quendel (CC-BY 4.0) · Fonts: Rubik Dirt, Big Shoulders Display, Barlow Condensed (OFL)
Musk, Patel, Bessent and Kushner: public-domain U.S. government photos, cropped and masked (authors, sources and licences). Fictional political satire; no endorsement implied.